butt-ugly

A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!

That dude is so butt-ugly that just the sight of him makes me wanna puke!

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

butt crust

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.

Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away

by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!

She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.

by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

Scary butt

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.

Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.

by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023

holy butt

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick

Dylan; holy butt
Normie; your gay

by DYLANMAN76 March 2, 2020

Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom May 16, 2014