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Ben murphy

Ben Murphy was a famous actor in the 1970's but his phenomenally poor acting and bad career has lead to his name becoming an insult used widely across school classrooms who have seen his movies as part of media studies. The most famous one being "a night with the horse" or "Why so Gorsey?"
"Your acting is terrible, its kind of like ben murphy"

"Isn't that a tad Gay? Yeh a bit Ben murphyish"

"Thats so annoying, stop being such a Ben murphy!"
by waheeybeanadophy April 18, 2009
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Charlie Murphy

This one is for the gentlemen.......during sex, before you climax, remove your penis from desired orphus and climax into the palm of your hand, saving the girl from taking your monstrous goo. Then, when she starts to thank you, quickly yell "Charlie Murphy!" and slap her across the face with your jizz loaded hand.
Use your imagination.... scream "Charlie Murphy"
by trizomes March 28, 2012
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Charlie Murphy

To punch a person in the forehead, after doing so the assultant must scream, "CHARLIE MURPHY BITCH!"
by Charles Poole October 16, 2005
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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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Kieran Murphy

One of the greatest acoustic guitarists I've ever heard. He an Australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 albums, 'Per Se' is his best definately. Definately worth a listening.
"Hey man, have you heard of Kieran Murphy?"
"no man is he good?"
"Yeah, he's one of the best. For some reason his videos are off youtube, but you can find his music on: http://www.last.fm/music/Kieran+Murphy "
"Shit, this guy is good"
by Kieran :( February 9, 2009
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Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007
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cillian murphy

1. Sexyest guy on earth!
2. great actor!
sometimes bad things happen to good people-Jackson Rippner(Cillian Murphy)
by silvercell September 24, 2005
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