murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022

murder bitch

A female who is going to be by your side while your doing a drill .

"Baby, be my murder bitch. Show me that you lay down in that cut and let that 30 hit ."

by nini the menance November 11, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022