Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

by user7029823410407 February 04, 2021

murder hill

In cycling, a murder hill is a hill so steep it may actually kill you. Perhaps it is trying to kill you. You won't know unless you survive.

I had to ride up a wicked murder hill on my way home from work. It nearly expired me.

by toezilla May 10, 2014

bro-murder

the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.

Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers

Bro 2: shut the hell up, man

Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.

Bro 1: just Bro-love.

by DJ superfuous flow May 10, 2011

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 08, 2012

Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023