how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

how much you buy 

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

how much you buy by SpidgetMcfinnery December 19, 2017

too much internet for today 

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

too much internet for today by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

not much 

The most natural, common response to "whatchu wearin'?" Used due to the question's pragmatic similarity to "what's up?"

Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.

not much by Mitcho December 24, 2003

Keen Much 

To suggest that one is very keen on enganging in alot of high paced erotic actions. Also to let one know that they are very hot and sexy and that you would like to engage with them.

You see a fine male/female walking, you then say 'Keen Much' telling her/him to fuck you

Keen Much by WillTurnerMan November 2, 2009

very much 

Used to describe something highly but in a sarcastic way.

*see ugly boy*
"He is such attraction"

"I would very much like to take you out"

very much by Only the ocean April 13, 2014

thank ya much 

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.

mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.

thank ya much by michael foolsley December 10, 2009