hipster mouth

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".

"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."

by hqrsie November 11, 2011

in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

mouth virgin

A person that has never engaged in oral sex.

Some of the girls here may still be regular virgins, but none are mouth virgins.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011

Blubber Mouth

Some one who speaks in a nervous, hurrried and/or nonsensical fashion and often misprononounces, misplaces and leaves out words. Not the same as stuttering.

"Nice speech blubber mouth!'

by diaperhead May 6, 2014

Mouth Ho

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people

Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.

by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009