Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

Morning after POO by timofo February 18, 2009

morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

morning moist by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Morning Thrust 

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

Morning Thrust by Zip February 7, 2003

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

morning wood 

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

morning wood by dj cuff yo chick February 27, 2011

Mooing 

The act of placing your face into your girlfriend's crotch, and then making a loud "mooing" noise into said crotch. The menuever will create and intense orgasm.

Boy: "Hey, babe.. If your good at dinner tonight.. I might get my moo on. ;) "
Girl: "Can we do it AT dinner!? I love mooing!"

Mooing by Horsecock_McGee December 24, 2010

morningside 

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.

"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"

morningside by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008