The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010
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The name of the children's card game in the animated series Yu-Gi-Oh! and its manga version.
While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.
Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.
From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.
Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.
Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.
From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.
Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
1. Eye of Judgment is clearly a rip-off of Duel Monsters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
by Atticus89 February 19, 2008
Get the Duel Monsters mug.1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
by m.fucci November 5, 2009
Get the Monsterbation mug.\'män-stər\ n 1 : an abnormally developed plant or animal. 2 : an animal of strange or terrifying shape; also : one unusually large of its kind. 3 : an extremely ugly, wicked, or cruel person.
To usually mean make-believe and often magical creatures of unknown or known origin, like Slenderman or Bigfoot. When used to describe a person, however, it's much more demeaning. You're basically denying that person of having any resemblance of a human being - morals, emotions etc. It's not a nice thing. Some people are cold, but not all to their very core like some seem.
My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...
My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
Get the Monster mug.A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.
Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!
by OodsOner May 15, 2009
Get the Jazz Monster mug.A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010
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