Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

by corigunz October 29, 2010

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008

Mongolian Sundae

Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.

My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Mongolian Waterfall

A sexual act in which one man takes a pee into a woman's mouth. The woman then proceeds to his anus. She then spits the piss into the butthole, immediately after she clamps the butthole shut. The man then farts or pushes extremely hard to get the traveled piss out and onto the girl's head/face. Like a waterfall...in Mongolia.

Me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian waterfall and we just can't go back! Its great.

by James and Dave June 24, 2008

Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008

mongoose

The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut

Zac and Austin rode a mongoose named Brittany whom has had up to 4 other people at one time

by You keyed my truck August 17, 2004