monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

Money Monger

A Person that proclaims to be royalty but is not, for control of money assets or jurisdiction in a naive scenario they leap to attempt to gain control of a region or associate focus to control within a crucial timeline.

The Money Monger thought it was a game

but money can't protect you but people can ..
Within coordination of reality

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Sweaty monger

Kacper Sasiela

Kacper Sasiela is a little sweaty monger/

by 3213223434 June 14, 2018

MONGER

When the person is so dumb that you just screw them or apply cover because they wouldn't know any better or the situation is so a no Brainer that you put the cock in between the ears..
It's like a French fry there is nothing you can do about it but put the French fry in your mouth

Or to have sex because she won't care

It's them "monger" and she will be nicer

Shh monger the bitch won't care
You two love each other "monger"
Rings with a stone for my girl, onion rings for my others "Monger" and walk away

by HaloTheHalo August 27, 2022

AIDS monger

Someone that is really good at a video game, and is essentially an individual that mongers aids

Wow Sean Duffield is a real aids monger

by Politico June 26, 2025

Caca Monger

When a dog takes a shit that turns white over an extended period of time and then a monk makes a pregnant women lick the dog shit until she dies

That was a real caca monger I saw

by That Teacher 6969 July 27, 2024

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017