When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
Get the Dirty Mongmug. Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
Get the briefcase mong wipemug. Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?
Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!
Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!
by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024
Get the Mongmug. 
Get the Mongmug. "fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"
by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021
Get the mongmug.