moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 09, 2016

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 23, 2021

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Forrest

When a girls bush is wet from when she squirts

My girls moist Forrest felt nice

by Fun New Words July 09, 2019

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 15, 2015

Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

by pookymane September 26, 2023

moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019