moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

by pookymane September 26, 2023

moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017