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Mississippi Lane Change

Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.

Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.
"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"

"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."
by Steve Devious September 4, 2008
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mississippi blue gum

Those Mississippi blue gums love their chicken.
by Trashley_ July 30, 2006
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Mississippi Stink Thumb

A variation of the shocker. However, instead of using the pinky finger for the anus, using the thumb.
I showed her some southern hospitality when I gave her the Mississippi stink thumb.
by The Wobbly H Pirate February 9, 2005
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Mississippi lunch break

A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
by Swankyville May 23, 2013
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mississippi front butt

A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.
Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!
by Vito Saucealeado December 8, 2013
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Mississippi mud brownie

When a man shits in a girls asshole and mixes it with his dick. She then shits into a pan and they cook it and after its done they both cum all over it
Guy "Hey babe wanna make a Mississippi mud brownie"

Girl " sure it'll be fun and after we're done we can give it to Jeb"
by Manstrcack March 20, 2017
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Mississippi Milky Way

The act of squeezing a woman's breast milk ( shortly after breastfeeding) onto the intercourse below it forming a cold mess of cum and milk.
After breastfeeding I gave her a nice Mississippi Milky Way on the couch.
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