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Minger

Someone who is utterly...UTTERLY horrible in appearance. They tend to want to make you vomit the more you see them or the more they speak to you. It is usually talking about ugliness...
Holy manoly that f**kin' minger is at my car again- she's hell ug but hey she don't have to give it to my ride!

God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!
by Yo bruddah September 17, 2003
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minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
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Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.
"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."
by quack9 June 14, 2009
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Nigger Minder

Nigger Minder - A place that Nigger's are sent for an attitude adjustment,
also known as Correctional Facilities or Prison. This happens when a
nigger forgets how to interact in society, So the nigger needs minding.
Joe: Hey, what happened to Tyrone?
Max: He fucked up and was sent to the "Nigger Minder" again
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 9, 2008
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Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.
"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"
by FletchRose December 28, 2005
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minger

A person who is unattractive or who has features of their personality that are not liked.

mingin' can mean something that is not liked, such as a horrible tasting food.
"He didn't fancy her because she was such a minger."
by notaminger! September 14, 2005
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Mingerling

Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't manage to pull one, you are destined for a Hand Shandy or aFizzing)
From Paul: "Sid, All the hotties are taken so I'm off Mingerling, want to join me?"
by Sid June 2, 2004
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