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mile a minute

Uh, Sixty miles an hour? Der!

This slang is when something, usually speech, is going very quickly.
"That guy's on crystal meth."
"How can you tell."
"He's talking a mile a minute."
by Jeff Lebowski June 10, 2004
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guilt miles

Guilt Miles are the points collected from a guilt trip. Unlike Air Miles, these 'points' are collected from people, typically those that find the truth to be too painful and try to make you feel bad/guilty about what you said.
Jackie: *cries* I've been working really hard at work lately, and you know the whole thing with my Mom dying has been really stressful. And it's almost my Birthday and I feel so old...

Ryan: Whatever. You're 23 in 5 months, your Mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.

Jackie: Huh?

Ryan: Guilt Miles you crazy b*tch. I could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
by itjustclicked July 8, 2010
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8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.
by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020
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Miles bridges

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.
“Miles bridges is cold, he just dropped his career high then went to the studio to clock in.”
by Espn trap news February 4, 2022
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miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
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Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.
That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.
by Imalostcause December 23, 2021
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