midgesque

midget-like, not quite short enough to be a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be viewed as a normal looking member of society, a limbo state of height, prevalent in asians, old women, and wrestlers

anyone who is somewhere between the heights of 4'9" and 5'1". you are taller than a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be of normal height. the exact number of inches is not as relevant as a midgesque appearance

by cols31 February 28, 2010

midget fidget

when a midget fidgets her spinner

lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a faggot
stupid midget fidget

by yessboiii July 18, 2017

brooklyn midget

A sex move. When you are having sex with a girl doggie style in front of an open window at least 2 stories up, when you finish inside the girl you throw her out the window.

Dan gave that girl the Brooklyn midget and she hasn't called him back

by NickWrth December 24, 2008

midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.

It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.

by Lars, Ska Fan Extraordinaire March 18, 2008

Midgetry

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019

milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.

Check out the milk midgets on that chick.

by Gerber December 2, 2004

midgislide

1.) A sexual act and concept where 5 midgets, or little people, are standing over the slip-n-slide mat, front to back, while you jump and slide down it - esentially getting teabagged by 5 little men. This concept was created in Osaka, Japan, and is starting to become repected throughout the south-asian community.
2.) A line of naked female midgets stand on top of a slip-n-slide, and grown men take turns peeing on them until all of the females have slipped off their feet, somewhat like pins in a bowling lane.

"By the time the fourth ball sack hit me in the nose, I was risen with excitement. I never expected a midgislide to be so enthralling"

by nawcom November 16, 2006