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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
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micro

"I have a micro... oui oui."
by micro-oui oui August 9, 2024
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micro huddle

bringing smaller groups together in the middle of larger groups to get even more pumped up than the original huddle intended. Micro Huddles have explosive possibilities.
The micro huddle is where you really get pumped up!
by Eastopia February 5, 2015
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micro rejection

The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age
Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection
by Andy Taylor March 19, 2021
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.
by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021
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micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.
It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.
by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020
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