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Melissa

kind amazing confident human who says the funniest thing and loves cats, they will say the most random things that will just make you life, they are beautiful but they know because they ain't blinddddd and they are the person you could just vibe and sing and dance and have the best time of your life, they also are hard to explain their amazing personality but they are there when you need them and they are who they want to be and no one can teelll them otherwiseeeee but i love thtat about themmm and the most AMAZING PERSON EVERRRRR if your readin this mellisaaaaa illllyyyyyyylllllll :))))))))) never forget dattt my broooo

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They are a melissaaaa, (this is highly rarely used basically only used for one person and dat my melissa) so dont use it cuz i bet your meliss aint as good as mine :) sorry but they my bestie your so jelous :)
by purple + brown <3 November 11, 2020
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Melissa Boos

Melissa Boos needs to stop ghosting and breaking hearts.
by hbd:) April 13, 2025
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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is the funniest person in the whole world! If you know a "Melissa Bil" will you never be bored. Melissa Bilen is also the biggest bitch so you should never ever be mean for a Melissa Bil! If you name is Melissa Bilen are you a very rare and speciel person. :)
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"

-"OMG YOU BITCH!"
by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019
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Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!
by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021
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melissa

oh you're so short you must be melissa
by mama1256 July 19, 2022
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