McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

by Random December 17, 2003

McDonalds

Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!

Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

McDonalds

Neccessary for life

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

by M-MM-MM-MM-M September 17, 2003

McDonalds

The Best fuckin' food joint in the world.

Zac: Dude, let's go get some Micky D's
Spencer: Hells yes. McDonalds is the greatest

by Prissmee May 6, 2006

McDonalds

A place that makes well over 78 million dollars a day world wide and sells food that would make anybody sick.

McDonalds is a corrupt business that feeds on people's wallets.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 22, 2016

McDonald’s

The McBest of every McResauraunt in this McWorld. With our McCrew we will take over said McWorld. Together our McCrew will work together and achieve McVictory.

McDonald’s is the McBest.

by Zsed August 8, 2018

McDonalds

The worst fast food place ever!
It has the worst food and service ever...
they usually leave out the important things that you order... It is disgusting and a disgrace to the fast food industry

Example 1:
"Hey wanna go to McDonalds"
"No, I'll pass... can you drop me off at the dump instead so I can get myself some lunch?"

Example 2:
"Hey Mom, they forgot the apples for my Apple Dippers!"
"So they're just dippers Now?"

by ceb1095 April 2, 2009