Malcolm

Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.

"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."

by TheRussian01 June 7, 2018

malonedick

A long dick.

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.

by Frug October 15, 2003

Magcon Boys

a group of self absorbed assholes who got famous by 12 year old girls on vine

"the magcon boys are such dumbasses"

by Username010 June 20, 2014

malones

another word for "melons"
referring to large breasts

Dude.. did you see her malones??
MALONES!!!

by kidelh March 4, 2007

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

Malconfidence

When one totally acknowledges the utter unreliability for something, as well as either fully accepting or having a lack of care for any potential outcomes. One who acts with malconfidence may be described as carelessly chaotic or ignorantly blissful, for the better or for the worse.

He thought for a moment, closed his eyes, then kicked the ball with full malconfidence

by this handle is not in use November 26, 2021

Malcobb

another name for butt boy cobb

geez that andrew is such a malcobb (butt boy) suckin up all the time

by malcobb March 3, 2008