Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 12, 2022

lobster boo

A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.

HEY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LOBSTER BOO OUT TO DINNER?

by SuzyQtee September 6, 2020

Lobster Crawl

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017

Lobster rolling

Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.

I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.

by UrbanWriterMaster December 4, 2020