front loading

the act of drinking before going to a bar where the prices are higher

me: hey mike! you goin to the bar with us tonight?

mike: hell yeah!! but i'll be front loading on the way there!!

(credit to MJ)

by Mr Guinness January 5, 2009

raw load

A "raw load" is when a male is having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female and ejectulates inside her thus depositing a raw load inside her.

I was with this whore last night and threw a "raw load" into her. Fucking hope I don't have to invest in a bottle of gin and a clothes hanger now Bro.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 11, 2016

Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

Load

Jizz, ejaculate, cum

You are one LOAD your mother should have swallowed!!!

by GiL December 1, 2003

load

n. the total amount of sperm ejaculated in one orgasm.

Just as Tyrone arched his back prepatory to cumming, Brie Ann deepthroated his dick causing his seed to be propelled directly into her stomach. After it was all over, she kissed him with no salty aftertaste or cum odor on her breath.

by Richard Black April 28, 2005

load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.

I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.

by aaaron September 24, 2006

loaded

Drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

"I was so loaded I forgot how to take a piss."

"Steve was so loaded he blew chunks all over Brandon's patio... twice."

by OlSpazzy April 10, 2003