Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.

Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!

by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010

laptop brawling

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi

many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people

by rocket man123 November 26, 2010

lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Laptah

synonim for laptop.

"oh, your new laptah is so cool!"

by blacksalad October 12, 2011

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014