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landon morris

landon is ๐•’ fucking idiot who is gay. he likes peen up the butt. he can turn any straight guy gay after ๐•’ few minutes alone ;). he is still in the closet though so he acts like heโ€™s straight by acting like ๐•’ fuckboy. but he is also the most annoying person ever and smells like shit.
person 1: omg did u smell landon morris?
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.
by nebby December 3, 2019
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Landon

A garlic loving frog that likes feet
There goes that garlic loving frog Landon.
by Garlic Frog December 6, 2019
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Landon

He has a very small penis, and he is gay.
Oh damn, he's sucking that dudes dick, his name is probably Landon
by iamgote January 24, 2020
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Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.
"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"
by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021
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ruthie and landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and canโ€™t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is โ€œIโ€™ll tickle you.โ€ Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.
Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.
by BigVick10 January 31, 2019
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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Landon

A guy who spends over a thousand dollars in pornhub getting premium and masturbates into his own mouth.
by Dr. Slouch November 30, 2017
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