booger knots

When babies are sick and go to sleep with a runny nose. They sometimes wake up with boogers in their hair.

Alexis went to bed and woke up with nasty booger knots in her hair.

by s3adawn February 25, 2017

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!

I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!

by RockitMan July 26, 2019

rectangle knot

The best knot with unlimited possibilities and can not be stopped.

The rectangle knot is the superior knot.

by Hdhdjejnsj January 6, 2020

Square Knot

a type of knot tied by a square

“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel

by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021

powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010

forget me knots

Super hard ass nippples, when you are leaving your girlfriends house and you grab her titties one last time and her nipples get erect... Those are forget me knots

I grabbed her titties and left her with "forget me knots"

by The rechable October 25, 2017