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jocketspree

When a young girl is scared to fuck because she thinks the condom is gonna rip, so she makes him where a condom over the condom.
That bitch Debbie is such a jocketspree, she made me buy 2 condoms.
by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004
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jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.
"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"
by aduck! September 7, 2009
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jock sucker

A woman who exclusively hooks up with sports players or jocks.
Dude I was trying to smash Ashley but she's such a jock sucker and left with a guy on the football team.
by T Bone636 November 16, 2009
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Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011
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Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.
Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!
by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011
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jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
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jockcock

a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!
by awesomeisanoverusedname October 27, 2015
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