Jonny McGhee

This is a person who is so retarded that they fail a b-tec. They openly admit to recieving oral sex from their own mother, even going as far as to brag about it. They look like the popular Pokemon Bulbasaur.

Jonny Mcghee

by KieranW October 12, 2011

jolonda

One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.

Jolonda called me a whore.

by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014

Jonny

Bit of a twat.

Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep

by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018

The Jonny Depp

When you're 3 fingers deep in her arse and she doesn't say stop...

I just had to do the jonny depp on my wife

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

doing a jonno

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.

by Majormilf (AKA Mr. Big chin) April 19, 2020

Jonnard

A Jonnard is a person that likes stuffs!

"He is a Jonnard, he likes that stuffs!"

by Jason Jafferz April 13, 2009