Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

Jonathan by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

A sexy beast that goes to school

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan

Jonathan by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

Jonathan by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

Jonathan by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is man who has a 3 inch cock on hard

Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl

Jonathan by Jonathansmallcock February 9, 2020

Jonathan

Classic musician ass. Look good in skinny but not too skinny jeans

Look at Jonathan classic musician ass !

Jonathan by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020

Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".

Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.

Jonathan by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020