An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 22, 2015
Get the jason bateman mug.Jason is a usually a sarcastic person, but deep down he really cares about you, even if he doesn't really show it. He is a loyal person and a good listener. Jason is also good in the bed and has a big schlong. He is a romantic, genuinely nice man.
Jason is such a nice person
by wiseman2143 February 10, 2019
Get the Jason mug.jennifer-jason-leigh-ed (verb) To be made the object of one SWFs obsession, much to your chagrin. Reminiscent of the style done to Bridget Fonda by Jennifer Jason Leigh in the cinematic adventure Single White Female (1992). The single white female in question tries way too hard to be your friend, which only makes you flee the scene in the opposite direction! Beware of this insta-friend. And be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Dude. I totally got jennifer-jason-leigh-ed by that psycho chic we met. Watch your back. She's crafty.
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Not to be confused with Richard or Jon who are not as cool as Jaron.
Not to be confused with Richard or Jon who are not as cool as Jaron.
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Get the Jacon mug.A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
Get the Jason X mug.One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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