the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!
by litbailey March 15, 2017
Get the sean jacobs mug.A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
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He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.
by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020
Get the Chosen Jacobs mug.A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob’s Dad mug.The Trevor-Jacob-Move is a special move that was originally introduced from a content creator called Trevor Jacob in the year 2021. This move represent a authentic way to exit an aircraft in midflight after an surprising engine failure.
Person 1: Oh, you're already there? That was faster than I was expecting.
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!
Person 1: Wow, show them to me!
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!
Person 1: Wow, show them to me!
by Nuclear Atomic January 14, 2022
Get the The Trevor-Jacob-Move mug.A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.
by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017
Get the Jacob snow mug.This guy is easy to fall in love with. But don't get to comfortable with him because he is a lying dick. He also cheats because all he wants is nudes, if you won't send him pics he will break your heart and say you don't trust him. People like jacob hickey should be avoided, they lie, break girls hearts, cheat, are horny horndogs. DO NOT TRUST
Did you hear that Jacob broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't want to send nudes?
Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!
Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!
by pencile and brittle February 22, 2017
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