jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

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Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

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jan aber

that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.

"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"

by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018

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Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

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Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.

"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"

by Wvrme August 21, 2018

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Jan

A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child

He is so Jan
I know right

by Jan12345678910 February 15, 2019

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