jam spoon

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.

by sourceman May 27, 2007

This is my jam

your favorite song at the moment. Or the jam that you eat.

OMG guys...guys this. Is. My JAM!! I just...just have to rance.
shh, my jam is on. SHUT UP, THIS IS MY JAM
This is my jam... no guys i'm serious, it's blueberry jam. It's awesome.
Shit, I missed my jam.

by queerunicorns April 12, 2015

jam rags

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.

Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.

by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

Blast the Jam

to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.

Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.

by K_DIZZ September 20, 2009

Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general

"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night

by stargate1983 September 8, 2010

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015