jacob

the biggest unco/lier you will ever meet, he. will steal and break all of your drink bottles

Watch out! There is a Jacob over there.

by Whoops_1122332 May 29, 2019

Jacob

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

jacob

another word for ‘hot’ and ‘dick’

omg jacob is so hot but hes a dick

by ilikeass77 June 5, 2020

Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020

Jacob

THE FATTEST SIMP EVER JACOB SMIthoroonie

JACOB was all around the girls yesterday JOCOB SMITHOROONIE

by SUperSeTh123987 November 1, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol

Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily

by Dexter montes May 21, 2020