interior decorator

A pseudo-elitist who thinks role-playing is a paid-by-the-word novel-writing business. They count post quality by length and adjectives, and will set fire to anyone who posts less than three paragraphs for any reason. They will go on about every minute object in the setting and exactly how every strand of hair on a person blows in the wind in order to get at least three long paragraphs for even a single line in a conversation. They like to say they are encouraging good writing skills.

Her shiney brown hair ruffled ever so slightly, a few amber bangs falling lightly across her forehead as she shifts what little weight she has from her left to her right foot. At this moment she is thinking twice about not deciding to get those free gel soles offered to her last Tuesday by her friend Matt, who just got into the business.
Matt was a tall fellow, about twenty-one years old who...
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...And so she said, her voice soft and friendly as her smile, "No, thank you. I drink one percent."

by Adrian May 27, 2005

interior designer

Interior design = architecture for girls.

Shop fittings are mostly done by interior designers. This is why shops in shopping centres are filled with radioactive pink colour.

by elmohead May 4, 2006

intercoursage

A marking, stain, or smear left on one's chest by fluids of a sexual nature.

"That intercoursage looks mighty fine on you. How about some anal?"

by J-bomb mcghee January 19, 2009

interjob

masturbation in which two persons stimulate each other's genitalia.

The two boys were caught indulging in an interjob in the classroom.

by uttam maharjan May 30, 2010

Intercontinental Championship

Pulling from it's wrestling origins, this title can be earned by sleeping with 5 different women or men in one week.

Tim: "Alyssa, Robin, Sarah, Nicole, and Brie makes 5. And it's only Tuesday!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"

by Tim Dalfton October 10, 2014

Interstellar intercourse

Sex in zero gravity, as in space

During our interstellar intercourse last week, Josh didn't swallow. You know how hard it is to clean up semen without gravity?

by ThatStangWithStripes November 7, 2016

anal interlocking

When yourself and another person with an anus that is shaped like a cone from prolapse, press together anally and interlock with each other. Sometimes it gets even more tasty when one person needs to shit.

I did anal interlocking with my girl the other day and she seemed to enjoy it.

by sexy carracal May 21, 2021