Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
Get the Scheming seasonmug. October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
Get the coupling seasonmug. Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023
Get the Season 2mug. Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”
by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018
Get the HoeJacking Seasonmug. by Readyforpairing August 22, 2023
Get the Seasoned Zynmug. It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
Get the seasonally harassedmug. V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"
Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
Get the Season the Hammug.