Imprognate

The act of trying to conceive a child with very high chances of impregnation but it results in failure.

“Man did you hear about Dontavius and his girl apparently they imprognated and everything was pointing to a guarantee, like dude his girl was ovulating, she had taken fertility pills and she is fertile as hell and Dontavuis has super potent sperm and he took sperm boosting pills but alas they failed and Imprognated.”

by Kumbayaha August 13, 2025

Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.

Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025

Impregnable

Robbie gains the ability of becoming pregnant

"Robbie has now become impregnable"

by zmbiekit September 7, 2025

Vehicular Imprint

Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind

Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.

by Jason Jadloski July 13, 2007

picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

new impressionism

one painting with four perceptions

Anyone can use create painting that fall under the category of new impressionism. This term was coined by the New Impressionist ( Cordoba)

by newimpressionist January 9, 2015

Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 1, 2017