Ariana: (on Travis Scott) if an artist you stanned were that close to having their first # 1 and they did all that they could in their power to get it (and they got it), you'd be celebrating 🖤 it's an exciting feeling. love u.
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
by kriswusbutt December 3, 2018
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.
Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*
Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*
Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?
by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020
Get the hypocritemug. Someone who condemns someone else for doing something that they are either doing or have been doing.
Amy is a hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that cheated and lied to me!
by TheReal92 December 9, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017
Get the Double hypocritemug. by hypocritness April 23, 2018
Get the hypocritnessmug. *in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 25, 2009
Get the hypocrititismug. Someone who condemns somebody else for doing something that they themselves either are doing or have been doing.
Amy is a Hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that lied and cheated on me!
by TheReal92 December 9, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug.