Hypocrisy

Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.

The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

Hypocrisy

When scientists are dictating what common sense should be for everyone, you have hypocrisy.

Scientists are among the least socially responsible people around, and they're telling people about taking things seriously and common sense. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy for the rest of us hypocrites.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020

Hypocrisy

When someone says something that contradicts how they act or what they said before.

“BLM”

“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”

“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”

by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020

Hypocrisy

Republicans calling out AOC for being on the cover of a magazine in fancy clothes when a billionaire with a supermodel for a wife is their president.

Oh the hypocrisy. *said in regards to the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court*

by BigWilly31 November 28, 2020

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Hypocrisy

Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."

Hippos are pros at hypocrisy

by imlukeyboi204 June 28, 2021

Hypocrisy

The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.

See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user

SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!

Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.

Hypocrisy

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021