Canada's History

A sex act so depraved, it must never be described. First referenced on the Colbert report.

Guy 1: Dude, i totally reviewed Canada's History with that girl.

Guy 2: Dude, you need help.

by ColbertNation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

One day America took a shit and put it on it's head. The end. Canada.

Canada's History, eh?

by Skabus February 4, 2010

AP European History

Ok honestly, this is one of the best classes I have ever taken! I'm not even kidding, if you have a great teacher, you will do great in the class. I'm not denying that it is a difficult course, because it is, and it is a lot of work...but that's because it is and AP class!!!! If you are not an honors/AP student, then you shouldn't sign up for it in the first place, so of course it would be hard. If you sign up for an AP class, expect an AP level class...it's really not that difficult to process through your mind. Basically, this is a great class, but don't take it and expect a walk in the park, it is an AP class after all :)

LOVE AP European History, I'm so glad I took it!
AP Euro at my school has generally always scored very high on the AP exam, so you just need a great teacher and determined students!

by donthateonapeuro April 28, 2011

Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold

Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!

by TacoMann February 7, 2010

Hollywood History

The change of commonly accepted history through cheesy hollywood films loosely based on a historical event.

Zero Dark Thirty is the biggest piece of Hollywood History since Pearl Harbour

by PetePabs February 24, 2013

America's History

Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.

Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!

In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.

by PrinceDNA February 6, 2010

Modern History

Most often described as; history of the God's or greatest History too ever exist. Studies partaken by world renowned scientists have clinically proven that studying Modern History leads to an increased sized genital although studies have also shown that you must already have an 8 inch penis to be doing the subject in the first place whereas in ancient history you are not allowed to have a penis so you can understand how the ancient civilizations felt, eg Sparta, An alarming rate of homosexuality is also shown among Students studying ancient history but studies have not yet proven whether these are natural tendencies or forced upon by the study of the subject. The Department of Education is lobbying to replace English as the only compulsory subject in Year 12 and make it Modern History as there is the belief that Modern History shaped how we live today, our whole society and cultural beliefs, thus there is nothing more important to study. God himslef once stated in a rare appearance that without modern history the world would be no more as he would cap the worlds ass as there would be nothing left to live for.

john:Hey look at that handsome looking kid over there.
jack:Yeah he is the school captain, gets all the ladies and is averaging 99.999999 in all his tests!
john:Oh he must do Modern History?
jack:He sure does, he does 5 units of it.
john:oh! Isn't that impossible?
jack:Nothing is impossible with Modern History!

by Dr. Einstein June 10, 2008