new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

hooker-fish

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010

Hooker Killing

Hooker Killing is the act of getting rid of hookers. They are creators that walk the streets. half bury them when you kill them and it will look like an accident.

Justin- Dude its time to go hooker killing.
Will- I'll bring my suv.

by Tilman June 19, 2011

Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!

John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
...
Bob: I miss Mike.

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

Newfie Hooker Boots

A funny name for rubber boots due to the association of Newfoundland with wet weather.

It was so wet out on the trail I had to wear my newfie hooker boots.

by Privd1 September 21, 2009

Ekoostik Hookah

Ekoostik Hookah is the most original highly organized band out there today. They started playing together in Columbus, Ohio bars in the early 1990s. The members of the band have changed periodically throughout the years, however their amazing ability and extremely faithful fan base has withstood the test of time. The current members of the band are: dave katz (lead singer/keyboardist), Steve Sweney (lead guitar), John Mullins (rythym guitar, vocals) Eric Lanese (drums), and their newest edition and replacement for their original bassist Cliff Starbuck, Phil Risko (originally from the band GreenLeif). This band is absolutely amazing. They have played in 30 statea (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as other countries (they played their 1st international show in Negril Jamaica in 1999). And along with them every step of the way is their extremely loyal and enthusiastic fans. I whole-heartedly disagree with the other definition on here of this band, because it was definitely written by someone who doesn't know the band. I love Ekoostik Hookah and they will always be in my heart and in my CD player, Ipod or any other form of media player

Ekoostik Hookah is the best band in the entire world!

by hookahhead8 February 9, 2010