Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019
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by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017
Get the hillbilly punch mug.A Wrestler who frequently acted like a hillbilly on telivision in the 70s and 80s. He also got more into his character by fucking all of his kids at the Family Reunion
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018
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Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016
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