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Hoetard

Being a distinct kind of person that has reached the level of being not only a whore but retarded.
Look at Michael over there being hoetard!
by Kitten21 December 16, 2021
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Hotard

Did you see Moneive's little hotard push that kid?
by Mspoodlehead March 12, 2022
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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Heard

A piece of poop in a place that is not appropriate.
Dude, I came home, and there was a massive heard in my bed.
by BenPaul April 28, 2022
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heard

When a woman shafts her man, bullies and manipulates him (especially psychologically), tries to keep him around due to fear of abandonment and plays a saint to the rest of the world.
-I made that donation, Why are telling everyone it was you ? you f**ng heard!
-We're done and don't try heard me! I'm leaving
by marquaze95 May 2, 2022
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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
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HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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