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heavy furniture 

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'
"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."
heavy furniture by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010

heavy dosage 

An extended amount of time with tiresome inlaws.
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Yes mother Cratchet. The two weeks of vacation with you and dad, in the cottage, with your cats and birds was heavy dosage, despite the constant rain and occasional visits by the elderly neighbors.
heavy dosage by coe coe December 30, 2010

heavy cuddling 

The act of cuddling but with the qualities of heavy petting and groping and the motive to have sex but no such action takes place.
Dude, last night I stayed the night with this girl. She has a boyfriend already but I managed to get some heavy cuddling.

Heavy Metal 

None of you dissing metal here know shit about metal. You're thinking of Grindcore and/or Nu Metal, they both suck balls and should die. When you say Heavy Metal is killing rock 'n' roll, then your only right if you're thinking of Nu Metal, which is true; it is. But most of your rock 'n' roll is metal, believe it or not.Led Zeppelin(sometimes), Guns n' Roses, Metallica, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, AC/DC, etc, they're metal. When it comes to the whole satan thing, that's black metal, and that IS in fact, screaming, most of the time. "Bad" metal is not very common. The only metal that appears on shitty MTV is again, Nu Metal, thanks to NU metal and Nu Metal only is Rock 'N' Roll dying.
Look into Heavy Metal before you define it, and you wont be considered "Stupid".
P.S To the guy who dissed Slipknot, your absolutely right(Except for its headbanging not "shaking"),They're Shit Heavy Metal) They don't deserve to headbang, they suck big ol' Elephantitis infected balls.
Heavy Metal by Zack423 October 28, 2006

Heavy Shit 

When you take a shit and it’s thick and heavy, thus the name “heavy shit”
Bob: Yo bro don’t go in there, I just took a heavy shit.
Jill: C’mon man!
Heavy Shit by xXDefyer69Xx June 8, 2018

Heavy rock

Heavy rock is a genre that is lighter than metal, yet harder than rock and does not fall into other metal catagories such as alt metal or nu metal. It sometimes has "alternative" rock overtones.
Bands that would be considered heavy rock would be Sevendust, Dark New day etc. The term heavy rock is generally used for more modern hard rock bands, where as hard rock is used for older bands such as Scorpions, AC/DC etc.
Heavy rock by Dvox October 9, 2008