Greissy

A weird,cute,short,Mexican,nice girl who just wants to smile until she dies. She keeps many secrets to for she can keep people safe. She is also a fangirl who screams a A LOT. She loves to eat especially chocolate. She may seem nice but she can beat you up. She also has many friends and loves kids. All her friend know her. She thinks fighting isn't always the answer but sometimes she loves violence

New friend: Hey, who's greissy?

Friend: Greissy, she that girl over trying to stop those 2 from fighting, she's very nice but don't get on her nerves.

New friend: 0.o okay

by Flower_Empress March 1, 2017

Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised

Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?

by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021