grombleschtomp

The land where you find the mythical flombus.

I just saw a flombus in grombleschtomp.

by The protector of the flombus March 13, 2023

Grumble brag

When a person, often intentionally, uses a complaint about their wealth or good fortune as a thinly veiled opportunity to boast about it. Related to humble brag, backhanded compliment

"I can't believe my father-in-law left his brand new luxury car to us when he died. It's such a hassle dealing with all of the paperwork."

"Please. Stop. I can't stand how your grumble brag is pulling at my heartstrings."

by nunuhya April 4, 2023

gamble-doxxing

Attempting to guess personal info about a person, such as their name, home-address, ip-address, social security number, etc., essentially doxxing them. May or may not be successful.

person 1: "I will find you, Trevor"
person 2: "That's not even my name dumbass"
person 1: "There was a chance it was"
person 3: "Gamble-doxxing, are we?"

by pizarol April 23, 2023

Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

gamblemaxxing

the idea that you can increase your gambling chances with certain actions and trying everything to increase those chances by performing those actions.

"Hey Blake! You know Bando is Gamblemaxxing now?"
"Yeah! Heavy Told me!"

by WatankuDrip July 24, 2023

gamblecore

Gamblecore is a 12-second-long YouTube animation made by raxdflipnote, in which a stick figure says “Let’s go gambling!” and proceeds to use a slot machine which consistently gives poor results. Every time a poor result is given, the stick figure, notably, will say “Aw, dang it!” It has consistently been used as an integral part of meme culture in June 2024.

“Are you trying to replicate Gamblecore or something? Why haven’t you won anything?”

by bro really said “on fleek” July 21, 2024

grumble

A group of dads in bad moods, self-appointed comedians, or a combination of either type. You will typically find dads who are always grumpy or dads who tell bad dad jokes congregating together. These are the dads that hang around the grill at family barbecues.

Steer clear of the sports shop at the mall, it is full of grumbles.

My dad started telling bad jokes at home ever since he joined a grumble in the neighborhood.

by CantWinHere October 10, 2023