gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

gooch grenade

It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.

Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!

by Gooch king February 1, 2014

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch

Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018