when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.
by coorreey August 14, 2006
Get the gooch poop mug.When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
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Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 3, 2010
Get the Gooch-Sling mug.by radrictheentertainer May 22, 2011
Get the gooch mane mug.Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday
by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008
Get the Gooch-codded mug.It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.
by Gooch king February 1, 2014
Get the gooch grenade mug.Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
by sambo0414 June 18, 2014
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