Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

glifokolarada

Greek word for a sex act involving licking of one's partners asshole

Moro mou eisai gia glifokolarada?

by Red November 12, 2003

griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

Griffith

Derived from the Viking term "Grivit" meaning "man with ridiculously huge curly hair"

-Oh my God, my hairs grown so much, I don't know whether to cut it?
-I think you should mate, you're a griffith at the moment!

by lordoftherings32many February 23, 2010

giffords

Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)

That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.

by Jacques-Alain January 23, 2013

Griffe

a black person who is partially or half native american. (Has nothing to do with being mulatto)

I am a griffe.

A lot of african americans are griffes.

by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009