Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012

friends

something i dont have. :(

P1: how many friends do you have?

P2: none :/

P1: oh...

by just-some_guy February 14, 2023

Friend

Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back

Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.

by Depressed.teen August 13, 2017

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friend

Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.

Morgan was my friend.

by Frances Smith December 31, 2018

Friend

Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it

uR sUcH a FRiEnD

by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019

Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018