freedom fries

A dumb ass word made up by a dumb ass president.

Freedom Fries? What the fuck?

by ??? May 15, 2003

freedom fries

a name for french fries that makes me laugh myself silly because you can't change the name of something cuz you don't like the country's political whatever.... oh wow. i still can't stop laughing. Should I ask my boyfriend for a freedom kiss or get a freedom manicure???!!!! oh crap, that's too funny. (you can't change words like that! i don't care if you're president!)

I was laughing so hard that I cried cuz I went to McDonald's and ordered freedom fries but they said they didn't know what i was talking about and I pretended to freak out at them and call them unpatriotic... like it freakin' matters. i just wanted to laugh about it some more.

by lisagirl April 8, 2003

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A brainless attempt to stick it to Frace, by renaming a food made in Belgium...

*hey look now they're freedom fries, quick hide the waffles...

by udt June 9, 2004

Crimson Freedom

An act of liberating yourself from the bond of life by either cutting your artery/vein or being brutally murdered.
Any sort of killing that involves flow of blood is a type of crimson freedom.
Inspired from a suicidal poem i read once.

I tear the blade across my flawless skin.
I’m dying.
I’m pouring
Crimson freedom.
I know I am free.
I’m dying.
Yet praying.
And Screaming.

by burhaan April 24, 2009

freedom country

Home of the freedom fries.

"Qu'est ce que? Alors, Je veux une biere!"

by Los Ninjos February 13, 2004

freedom letter

aka a resignation letter, but specifically one from a job that's felt more like a prison sentence.

I just handed in my freedom letter!

Woah, how did Warden Bob take it?

I'm not sure, but I'm not gonna wait to find out!

by giggilles December 28, 2009