save your fork, there's pie

cautionary phrase uttered by women performing oral sex, telling the man not to cum yet, as she presently expects a fucking

She gives a great blowjob, but she's always like 'save your fork, there's pie.'

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

forked

past of forking. when a group of people got together and rammed plastic forks into someone's yard late at night while everyone was sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south forking is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by rolling.

The prof got forked last night!

by Jinju August 1, 2010

Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

by penh June 6, 2009

Fork knife

What a girl calls fortnite because she doesn’t know what it is but pretends she’s an expert

Girl: Im so good at playing fork knife

by Poon_goon_hoon June 1, 2018

Forking

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.

Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?

by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

Fork Fuck

When three penises penetrate a vagina at once.

"My two buddies and I fork fucked this girl so hard last night! She was so blown out that we all fit!"

by DaChCaMi February 13, 2009